Yea its true. Sucking at golf on purpose does makes golf more fun. Why you ask? Well, lets face it… we all suck at the game of golf. Everyone who has golfed for the first time knows and didn’t completely disagree with their buddy who said, “Dude, you are gonna to swing and miss the ball at least a thousand times today.” You might know the feeling.
You know it’s really too bad that in the game of golf there is so much pressure to do well. People are so worried about making an good impression with those they golf with. Many golfers believe it or not cheat to impress other golfers and/or to win because of the intense pressure to excel. That is so not classy bro.
So take a deep breath and drink a Tiger Woods Gatorade and start sucking at golf cause… well, you DO!!! If you realize that fact you won’t be swearing like a sailor when your ball makes a similar torpedo explosion when it goes in the water. Kaboooom!!!!
My Advise: Dress down a bit and wear a Hawaiian T-shirt. Heck, even take off your T-shirt and get a tan. Who cares if its the middle of winter. Take off your shoes and socks and roll up your pants to hit the ball out of a puddle of mud. I promise your fellow golf buddies will appreciate the result. Slam or tap on the breaks while in your cart to surprise the other rider and see how loud or long you can make it screech (eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr!).
Oh and my favorite!!!!!! Use your putter to chip out of the sand trap. Make it a competition or something. You never know until you try it. Hopefully after testing out my advise you will soon see that golf, even though it has its bad connotation as the most boring game ever, if you “suck it up” enough, it can be the funnest game on the planet.
*Mega Important Note*
Don’t golf like a dork with people you should impress like your Boss, Business Partners, an Apostle, and/or your future Father-in-Law. This is when sadly, the only time golf truly does suck. Good golfers know your have to be on your best behavior because there is no streaking, no cheating, no pantsing (zoink!), no mulligans, no diving for balls in the pond, no swearing (which I don’t do), no changing scores, no credit cards, and absolutely no “Your Mom is Hot” jokes. Simply put, golf is no fun with those people. You just got accept the fact that it’s just going to suck.
Anyway, just have fun out there!!!
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